eric cartman i do what i want
What Do You Mean I'm The Captain Of A Yandere Mercenary Company?
by Draekai
I thought being laid off from my job was the greatest of my worries but I just had to wake up in a ship's cockpit after my space game crashed. Now I have no map, no friends and no money.But that's ok, I've started from the bottom before! With my starter ship I will scour through space as a Mercenary and maybe even start up a Mercenary Company while I'm at it! This ain't my first rodeo in space after all!Except... Apparently my crew members are weird?The guy who bumped into me yesterday was found…
I'm an Extra, so What?
by PeekkMee
When the average man is suddenly thrown into a video game as an extra, fated to die, they might first think to hide or run away. But not Luka. A man now inhabiting the body, he simply wants to survive - no matter the cost - even if it means he has to kill the main character!----------Magic Castle, Spacecraft, or Golden Gachapon = MORE CHAPTERS (:
I Became The Pope, Now What?
by MisterImmortal
Johnathan, an old man with an extraordinary past but an ordinary end, gets reincarnated in a dark fantasy world full of magic, darkness, and mysteries furled.However, he committed a grave blunder by taking the fiction he had read as a reference. Reborn as a baby, he hoped to be deemed gifted by speaking early. One thing led to another, and tragedy struck. The villagers declared him a demon-possessed and called the church. Johnathan, now known as Sylvester Maximilian, realized that he had messed …
What If I Can't Die?
by Infinite Sand
Song Shi came to an immortal world where demons and monsters were rampant. He thought he was going to take a trepidatious road to immortality, but ended up awakening to a death-defying system, gaining strength from death and getting stronger every time he died.The whole style took a sudden change. Other people cultivated to seek immortality, but he was already immortal, and could only seek immortality by having himself killed in various ways, either by killing himself or by letting people kill h…
I Am Such An Expert; Why Do I Have To Take In Disciples
by Wood Easily Starts Fires
After Lu Xiaoran transmigrated to a world of cultivation, his trashy system never got activated. Helpless, Lu Xiaoran could only depend on himself and develop his cultivation while maintaining a low profile. It was only after Lu Xiaoran became the strongest existence in the sect did the system finally get activated. Unexpectedly, this was a system that allowed him to increase his own cultivation by taking in disciples and helping them cultivate. All he had to do now was to find his first discipl…
I Inherited Trillions, Now What?
by David_Adetola
Alexander Blackwell has always been a man of taste, charm, and relentless ambition—traits he inherited alongside the world’s largest fortune. When his legendary father, a trillionaire who built an empire from nothing, passes away, Alexander wakes up to a reality most could only dream of: unlimited power, endless wealth, and a blank canvas to shape his legacy.But Alexander isn’t content with simply inheriting the Blackwell name; he’s determined to redefine it. From purchasing private islands to c…
I like them big, do you?
by Sixth
Crown Reylin loved three things; flames, fireworks, and bombs. He didn't spare any of these against those who insulted him due to his family. No, Crown Reylin wasn't born in a poor family. He was born into an outstanding family with every descendant prevailing in their industry! But as the first immersive game appeared on the market, Crown Reylin stepped in... to enjoy more of his hobby!Flames, fireworks, and bombs! Empresses, the kings and their princesses, and many more people will feel them!I…
With This Ring, I Loathe You—Yes, I do.
by ExoShaneey
Ava Summers is the perfect daughter: CEO material, straight-A student, and the only Summers twin with a functioning frontal lobe. She’s survived nineteen years of sharing air and eyebrow genes with Eva — a walking fire hazard who once tried to toast marshmallows on scented candles and nearly set the estate ablaze.So when their parents arranged a marriage to Zeke Ford — the kingdom’s favorite golden boy and serial flirt — Ava reluctantly took one for the family. That is, until Eva pulled a fast o…
My Harem Is Not What I Expected!
by Tasty_Dragon
MC Rune Argentus wants to leave his village for a more exciting life as an adventurer, only things turn out a lot different than he thought they would. A power he shouldn't have, a bloodline hidden from him by his parents, and various women vying for his affection. Rune learns that not everything is as it seems as he's slowly dragged into an ancient conflict. Sexual Content warning: this novel contains content of the R-18 nature and might not be for everyone. All…
As A Cardinal, I Don't Do Overtime
by Southsky Star
Morn transmigrates into a fantasy world where demons run rampant, vampire families stand tall in the darkness all year round, werewolves that are preparing for something in the darkness, and angels who occasionally descend into the human world. As a cardinal of the Orthodox Church, Morn had been bound to the nine-to-five system after he arrives in this world. As long as he's at work, he can obtain a large number of rewards by checking in. Therefore, having been in the ten years of the Orthodox C…
What?! I am the Reincarnation of the Magi King?!
by Alphachoas
Currently injured. As soon as i can use my arms again i shall resume writing. *Update: have two slipped discs with one pressing on my nerve root as well as arthritis. Will require surgery. Surgery March 12th*It’s Dax’s first year at the prestigious Excelsior Academy and he is excited to attend. As is the tradition of the school every student that attends are granted nanites that will give them access to a vast network of strength and strange abilities that they could only dream of before.However…
I Do, I Don't
by Lisa Gray
While celebrating the Supreme Court same-sex ruling, Josh hides his deep aversion to marriage. He lets his lover Adam believe they’ll eventually marry. But when his wedding-planner mother pushes him too hard to take that step, Josh declares in anger he won’t ever marry Adam.<br><br>Adam overhears and flees. Crushed at having been led on, he takes refuge at his old hangout. There he runs into his ex-boyfriend, who tries to take advantage of Adam’s vulnerability. Things go from bad to miserable, l…
Do I Have To Be The Villain?
by Adam_K47xx
'Do I Have To be The Villain?'Lei, now Zhao Laohu, couldn't help but ask himself that question on numerous occasions. Cultivation and the pursuit of Martial Arts are the only ways of getting stronger in the World he was Reincarnated in.After taking over the Young Master's body, a new life begins, completely different from the previous one. Fortunately for him, the System given to him by the Goddess allows him to grow stronger and purchase powerful techniques by expending Villain Points gained by…
WHAT IF I BECOME THE ENEMY
by ArgaNov01
The last thing he remembered before waking up in bed with a waiting maid was Cyril throwing down his cell phone and calling the story he was reading trash. He couldn't believe he was trapped in a story he called trash as a character who would be beheaded after trying to kill the Crown Prince on his wedding day.I am doomed to die? Is that true?
I'm the villain, so what
by Moon Jaein
Matt was a famous streamer and his viewers knew he is a person who hates bacteria the most and alway carries a sanitizer with him.He would never have expected that he will transmigrate inside an online game as the villain. He wasn't hit by a truck, he didn't meet a shady woman in an alley, he didn't die but he was summoned; with the lights off in the bathroom with only lit candles and eerie silence he chanted 'burning desire' three times and the mirror engulfed his whole being.from matt willi…
I Will Take Back What Is Mine
by Raivin_Holmes
TRANSMIGRATEDA coffee shop cashier girl loves reading novels, especially romantic novels. However, on her way home from work, someone pushed her into a fountain in a city park.As soon as she opened her eyes, she was transmigrated to the body of a girl who turned out to be a character from the novel she was reading!"What has happened? How did I wake up here!" she said in panic as she looked at herself in the mirror."No way! I became the villain of this novel?!"Celestial Esme Damanor, a villain wh…
I AM SCUM ! SO WHAT
by Sumit_Bhamer
A boy from 21st century was abandoned at his birth. The society outcast him. He had anger but could not vent on it. One day, while crossing street, he died by a car accident. when he opened his eyes, he saw an unfamiliar celling. He got the memory of the Body.Watch as Rex, become a SCUM GOD with the help of SCUM GOD SYSTEM.IT helps him grow stronger by doing evil in this magical world.#Warning# : You may become addicted.
What Do You Know?
by Laurens_Fan7
Kamu percaya dengan takdir? Apakah Tuhan melakukan itu? Apakah kita bisa mengubah takdir? menurut mu apakah ada Klan lain selain bumi yang bisa di tinggali?lihatlah, kakak ku sekarang menjadi malaikat maut karna sebuah kontrak yang menghilangkan otak sehat nya. Aku Raib Sandra Moonleisyah. mungkin lebih tepat nya aku adalah putri dari kerajaan Klan Bulan terhebat yang berusaha mengubah takdir selama ribuan tahun dulu. Meski aku tidak bisa mengubah takdir bahwa ibu dan ayah ku telah hilang. Semua…
I Choose In The One Piece Class, Do I Have A Choice?
by Lisandrin32
Finn, who had traveled here, turned out to be Luffy's real brother."My younger brother wants to be the Pirate King," Finn mused. "So, as the older brother, I have no choice but to become the Marine King!"He accessed the god-level selection system and saw the options:"1: Find a mate for Sengoku's sheep. Reward: Zoan Sheep (Common Breed).""2: Befriend Sengoku's sheep. Reward: Zoan Sheep (Ancient).""3: Steal Sengoku's sheep and roast it. Reward: Zoan Sheep (Phantom Beast).""Tell me," Finn said with…